After Giving a Zero to Another AI Written Essay

by Luke Brake

I greet student mistakes

like friends.
We will look at how this technology will revolutionize [Name]!

I love “ever since the dawn of time people have contemplated their mothers”

Let’s delve into how my life was changed by my mother!

I love comma splices

My last update was in 2022.

I love “emotions play a big part in how people feel”

 As a Large Language Model, I do not have emotions.

Each error is a worm

stretching out of barren dirt, fertilized

soil left behind him.

 The Ouroboros devours

itself and squeezes the world.

Our words do not penetrate enough; they require holy groans.

We have lost our Adamic strength; we have forgotten our names.

But Nimrod does not care; he will make a name for himself.